I’ve read a lot of comic books. While there are many
different types of comics in a wide array of genres, the bulk of the comic book
medium are super heroes, so that’s what most of the comics I read are. In fact
I consider myself to be a bit of an expert when it comes to super heroes.
Powers, origins, you name it. And there is something very important I have
decided; Just because you wear a costume, does not make you a super hero.
The very term “Super hero” comes from the popularity of the
very first super hero, Superman. As I talked about before (see here), Superman
is the iconic archetype of what a super hero is supposed to be. And to me, the
key ingredient of being called a super hero is to have super powers. There is a
lot of argument among fans about this fact but to me there is no argument. If
you are called a super hero, you need super powers.
This is when I usually start hearing “But what about
Batman?” Well, what about him? He doesn’t have super powers so therefore he is
not a super hero. He is a costumed vigilante. A costumed vigilante who
certainly can hold his own against any of the established super heroes, but he
isn’t one of them. I’m sorry but he isn’t. And there is nothing wrong with
that. Costumed vigilantes are what all super heroes are to begin with; they
just have powers and abilities that give them the qualifier “super”. Personally
it’s more impressive to differentiate between the two. A costumed vigilante
fighting a super hero and winning is more impressive than two super heroes
fighting and one winning.
A lot of this feeling comes from the movie Kick-Ass 2 which
is out in theatres as I type this. They call the costumed characters in that
movie “super heroes.” None of them are. That’s the point of the movie. These
are real world individuals who are trying to emulate the costumed heroics of
the four-color funny pages. The point is though that you can’t. Being a super
hero is impossible. Being a costumed vigilante however, perfectly plausible.
I say this because there is nothing that depresses me more
than the fact that there can never be real super heroes. Even though there are
a few infamous individuals who try to emulate the behavior of comic book
characters, with colorful costumes and flamboyant names, they’re not super
heroes. Even the behavior of these costumed individuals in the real world is
not like that of their comic book inspiration. They don’t fight crime, they
caution people. They help the homeless. All noble acts, but nothing that
resembles a war on crime.
Despite my rants and ramblings, super heroes belong only in
the comics and in movies. I may enjoy debating the reality of super powers, the
actual idea of such individuals would probably terrify me. The idea of real
world super heroes would only cause chaos and confusion, not create the perfect
crime free utopias that many geeks think it would. In all likelihood heroes
would spend more time as the objects of celebrity than as any sort of hero. Also
I am constantly reading stories in the news of excessive force by police, or
psychotic mad men going on mass shooting sprees, not to mention foreign and
domestic acts of terrorism. Super powers would quadruple the violence of such
events and lay waste to our cities.
So to sum up, costume and name does not make a super hero.
Powers are what make a super hero. But that’s fine. There are firefighters,
police officers, men and women in the armed forces, and average citizens who
manage to do heroic deeds on a daily basis. So while you can’t be a super hero,
you can still be a hero. And that ain’t half bad.
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