While
on my way to the movies, I happened to overhear a conversation about the most
contested and divisive argument of our age. Team Edward or Team Jacob. More
than Democrats and Republicans, Cats and Dogs, this is the most fervent
argument to spark the minds of the modern man and woman (mostly women). And in
essence this debate about two dreamy heart throbs more than just being about
who is more desirable, is about a much more important issue. Who are the better
monsters? Vampires or Werewolves?
Now
before I can explore a debate between these two creatures I need to answer a
few important questions. Which type of vampires and werewolves? There have been
so many different versions of these monsters in movies, tv and books. I already
explored a bit of the evolution of vampires in a previous blog (see here) but
although Edward Cullen partially inspired this entry, I do not consider the
Twilight vampires to be traditional vampires. They do not have fangs, do not
need to avoid sunlight and generally blend in with normal human society.
To
that end, I also do not consider the werewolves in Twilight to be true
werewolves. Their instantaneous ability to transform from human to wolf and
back again with ease goes against so much that has been established by other
films about werewolves. Also a werewolf is a combination between a man and a
wolf, not simply a giant wolf. Also there is the weakness to silver, which is
common in so much werewolf lore, though I do not believe the werewolves of
Twilight possess this weakness.
If
there is to truly be a fight between vampires and werewolves it should be
between the best and toughest versions of those creatures. To me the epitome of
vampire are the vampires portrayed in the comic 30 Days of Night and its subsequent sequel series. In Days, the vampires are hideous monsters
with mouths full of teeth and unquenchable thirst for blood. For the
werewolves, the best example of lycanthropes on screen comes from the movie The
Howling. The Howling werewolves were huge hulking like monsters that could
violently change from human to wolf-man at will.
Now
I know I’m not the first to imagine a vampire versus werewolf battle. If you’re
not familiar with them there are the Underworld films, which revolve around
that very concept, with the first being almost a Romeo & Juliet tale
between the two monsters with actions scenes and wardrobe straight out of The
Matrix. Sadly those four (currently) films don’t quite answer the question of
which is the superior species. Both vampire and werewolf appear to be immortal
so it’s hard to say one has a plus side the other doesn’t.
Part
of me has to wonder why this conflict would even exist in the first place.
Vampires are usually portrayed as inhabiting an urban environment while
werewolves are portrayed in wooded and forest areas. One kills for sustenance
while the other seems to kill at random those who come across its path. It
seems they would avoid each other. Like a bear and a wolf. They aren’t natural
enemies but will defend themselves when threatened by the other. So the only
reason vampires and werewolves would ever fight is if the two species had a
notion of territoriality, which is doubtful.
Werewolf+Vampire = Nightcrawler? |
In
essence, I think the real reasons behind people’s fascination between vampires
and werewolves is because they both represent aspects of humanity. Werewolves
are our primal savage nature while vampires represent the negative aspects of
our civilized selves. Vampires embody the gluttony and greed we all try to deny
ourselves.
Then you are an idiot. Dracula, the book that started the modern version of the vampire has the titular vampire completely unaffected by sunlight, except that his magical powers are weaker during the day. the whole sunlight thing is just a cheap bit of nonsense from the early horror films.
ReplyDeleteCome to think of it, the Twilight vampires are the strongest vampires in fiction, almost completely unstoppable. The vampires in 30 days of night, which you are obviously unaware is a graphic novel, on which the movie was based, are not all that powerful. The mnost reasonable thought is that werewolves would do what wolves would do; fight together to bring down their target. Strength of the pack and all that.
ReplyDeleteI say "the comic 30 Days of Night." It wasn't a graphic novel. It was a comic book miniseries (there is a difference). And actually Steve Niles wrote the script for 30 Days originally as a movie, but unable to sell it as a movie developed it into a comic book, with the art stylings of Ben Templesmith.
DeleteGuys, vampire are sooooo the best! Especially the ones from twilight!!!!! Duh!!!
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