The
concept of familial resemblance has fascinated me for a long time. Mostly this
is because my siblings and I look so very different. I’m always shocked when I
see siblings who look almost identical. It makes me feel almost if I am
adopted. Now I know I’m not adopted. I can see a bit of my mom in me and there
is a picture of my dad at twelve that looks almost identical to pictures of me
from that same age. However, how would someone account for familial resemblance
if they, in fact, were adopted?
I
bring up this issue of familial resemblance and adoption to ask a very simple
question: How can Bruce Wayne and all four Robins look so much alike if they’re
not related? For those who are unfamiliar with Batman, there have been four
young men (well, there was a girl Robin but for the purpose of this essay I’m
just focusing on the dudes) who have worn the identity of Robin. Dick Grayson,
Jason Todd, Tim Drake and the current Robin, Damian Wayne.
With
the exception of the last one (the son of Bruce Wayne and Talia Al Ghul), the
first three Robins were all orphans taken in by Bruce Wayne. But if not for the
fact that brief changes to the costumes were made with each new incarnation,
you would not be able to tell which Robin was which. There were also
personality differences, which caused each incarnation to be written
differently. But physically all the Robins have been the same. Same build, hair
color, eye color, completely indistinguishable from each other. Even creepier,
they’re also indistinguishable from Batman. In fact the only Robin who is related to Bruce Wayne, Damian, is the one Robin who resembles him the least.
Bruce
Wayne has the same physical characteristics as the young boys he trains to be
heroes. This fact was made most notable in the Young Justice: Sins of Youth crossover story in which all the adult
heroes became kids and all the kid heroes became adults. During this
switcheroo, Batman and Robin (Tim Drake at the time) switched costumes, so
essentially Bruce was Robin and Tim was Batman. For the most part none of their
close friends and family noticed any difference between the two.
There
was an explanation for this resemblance in the comics once. During Grant Morrison’s run on Batman and Robin, the writer tried to
suggest that Jason Todd (Robin #2) was actually a redhead but Bruce forced the
young boy to die his hair in order to look like original Robin, Dick Grayson.
Yes, I know, straight out of Vertigo, it added a creepy aspect to the character
of Batman. A little too creepy because as soon as a new writer came on the
title and also with the New 52 reboot, everyone completely forgot about Jason
Todd’s impersonation of Kim Novak.
When
it all comes down to it, I’m sure the desire to have Batman and Robin be
physically identical is one purely out of artistic aesthetic and not some
creepy psychological aspect of the character. Of course there is lots that can
be written on the fractured psyche of Batman, but in the end part of me really
doesn’t care about the dark and damaged mind of this hero. I just want to see
him punch the Joker.
Author's Note: The recent issue of Batman and Robin #10 actually featured the beginning of a storyline entitled War of the Robins and featured a scene where Bruce Wayne was having a family portrait commissioned featuring him, Tim Drake, Dick Grayson, Alfred, and Damian Wayne (later in the issue Jason Todd wonders why he was not invited). Will have to do a sequel blog after this storyline concludes perhaps about the Bat-family dischord.
Batman is a creepy pedophile who insists on having pre-teen boys in tights as his side kick. He constantly put children in danger. He is obviously a child molester, the way he lures children down into his secret basement lair full of toys!
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