Sequels are always a dodgy concept. There have been amazing
sequels, there have been lousy sequels, and there have been sequels that don’t
seem to want to let the franchise die (how many Saw movies are we up to by now?
Isn’t calling a film franchise Final Destination kind of redundant if you never
end it?). But many times there are sequels that decide to look at the preceding
film and just chuck out everything that film established about its world and
the purpose of its characters. It is probably no coincidence that many of the
films on this list are also on critics’ lists of some of the worst sequels of
all time.
1.)
Freeing Minds is no longer the mission (The
Matrix and its sequels)
The
first Matrix film showed the hero, Neo, discovering the horrible truth that
what he thought was the real world was just a gigantic computer simulation. All
the people saw and interacted with in that world were really in giant pods
stacked on top of each other, supplying power to the machines who have taken
over the planet. And it is Neo’s destiny to one day free all the humans and
defeat the machines once and for all.
Except
it’s not. It turns out that Neo is a creation of the machines who every couple
of decades allow a bunch of humans to go free and then wipe them all out,
restarting the whole “The One” myth over and over again. The Machines know that
no matter how well they make their fantasy computer program, some small
percentage of the population will always reject it. So they just let those
people go and kill them later (why they don’t just kill them as soon as they
reject the program, no one knows). So Neo is not meant to save anyone. He’s
just supposed to keep the cycle going.
2.)
They’re not immortals, they’re aliens
(Highlander II: The Quickening)
"We're also porcupines apparently." |
It’s
not shocking that Highlander II completely forgot the events of the previous
film. If you look at a list of the worst sequels of all time, heck even a list
of the worst films of all time, Highlander II tends to show up a lot. And that
is for the simple purpose is that they took a very simple premise (immortals
fighting each other through time) and tried to add a bunch of confusing new
elements. The “immortals” are really alien refuges from a planet called Zeist. For
rebelling against the ruling class of their planet, MacLeod and his companion
Ramirez (who died in the first movie) are sent to earth to be immortals.
Now
according to the first movie, Ramirez has been alive for thousands of years.
It’s suggested he was born in ancient Egypt. MacLeod has been alive for several
centuries. So if they were sent to earth at the same time that makes no sense.
Also, if people from Zeist are immortal on Earth why doesn’t everyone from
Zeist go to earth? Why stay on a (what can only be assumed from limited scenes
filmed) desert and war torn planet? Most of these bizarre story points seem to
only exist to undo some of the events of the first movie. Bringing back
Ramirez, making MacLeod immortal again (he was mortal at the end of the first
movie) and bringing in new immortals for them to fight (again, at the end of
the last movie all the other immortals are dead, the whole “There can be only
one” thing), it’s all done so we can have one more adventure between MacLeod
and Ramirez.
3.)
They don’t just talk, they have super powers
(Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies)
This made it to the big screen before The Justice League. Not Kidding. |
The
less said about the Baby Geniuses film franchise, the better. How the first
movie got made is a mystery, how the second one got green lit just baffles the
mind. Essentially the premise behind the first movie was the exploiting of
genius children before their minds become atrophied from age. One of the babies
has a twin brother that he switches places with in an attempt to escape the
rigorous program he is slaved to (yes, this is a kids movie) and then has to
break back in to the corporation not only to free his brother, but the other
children locked up. The sequel takes the even more ridiculous leap and has a
group of babies with super powers. Why?
Not because giving babies super powers is the next logical step from exploiting
babies with super intelligence, but because super hero movies are popular.
4.)
You can’t stop the future (Terminator 3: Rise of
the Machines)
In
the first Terminator film, Kyle Reese flat out says that there are many
different possible future timelines. The idea that the future can be stopped is
presented to the audience from the very beginning. In the sequel, Sarah Connor,
her son John and a reprogrammed good Terminator actually destroy the chips that
would lead to the creation of Skynet and the Terminators. A deleted scene from
Terminator 2 actually shows an elderly Sarah Connor watching her son play with
her grandchildren and how talking about how she got drunk on the day the world
was supposed to end. The Terminator future is supposed to be preventable.
Not
so according to Terminator 3. In Terminator 3, everything that those first two
movies suggested about stopping the future, wasn’t true. In fact the end of the
movie ends with Judgment day starting. John Connor is left in a bunker
broadcasting a message of hope to the few surviving humans. Essentially
fulfilling the destiny that he worked so hard to prevent. While yes, it is
important for John Connor to fulfill his role as savior of humanity, the idea
was that he should have been able to prevent Judgment day from happening at
all. If the second movie is to be followed, Skynet should have never come on
line. Miles Dyson died to save the future. But according to Terminator 3, Miles
Dyson died for nothing.
5.)
It’s not about the guy being chased, it’s about
the chasers (US Marshals)
The
movie was called The Fugitive. Tommy Lee Jones’ character was really just
something to keep the character going on his race to freedom. The entire film
is about Richard Kimble trying to prove his innocence in the death of his wife.
But as far as US Marshals is concerned, Richard Kimble was just another case
and it’s all about Sam Gerard and his team.
6.)
The vampire was stolen by medical students
instead of locked up back in Carfax Abbey (Dracula II)
At
the end of Dracula 2000, Simon and Mary have succeeded in locking up the burnt
remains of Dracula back in the vault in Carfax abbey (with Mary dealing with
the fact that she has Dracula’s blood in her veins and whatever possible
ramifications may come from that). Dracula II however, completely ignores that
ending and has a medical doctor stealing the corpse of Dracula from the medical
examiners’ office and a secret order of priests that hunt vampires. Essentially
they should have just made a brand new movie series since the only thing that
carries over from the first movie is the name Dracula (not even the same actor
is playing the character). They could have just made a movie about vampires as
so many others have done. So many new facts have to be introduced in this film,
it is almost a waste of time to even mention the previous film’s events.
7.)
It was never supposed to be just about Michael
Myers (Halloween II and IV)
A
long time ago there was a movie about a serial killer hunting down babysitters
on Halloween night. Then they decided to make another movie about that same
serial killer. And then when a third movie with the title Halloween came out,
that serial killer was nowhere to be seen. Instead the third movie was about
poisoned Halloween masks that would kill the people who wore them. And then the
next several sequels went back to telling stories about the serial killer. Now
people might think that this third film was some sort of aberration but they
would in fact be wrong. The other movies featuring Michael Myers were the
aberration. The Halloween franchise was always meant to be about different
terrifying stories all revolving around the holiday of Halloween. The reason
why the movies went back to featuring Michael Myers is because Halloween III is
considered by many to be terrible. So Hollywood, as is normal, decided to go
with what had worked before and feature the killer who had been so popular in
the first two films.
8.)
The worst thing that could happen is if the
aliens got to earth, oops they were here the whole time (Alien vs. Predator)
While each of the four Alien films
are cinematically different in tone and style, one important thread managed to
exist in each of them; if the Xenomorphs (the proper name for the aliens) ever
got to earth they would run wild and literally destroy the planet. Each film
has Ripley pleading with a different person not to bring the Aliens or eggs or
facehuggers to earth. Each plea of course falling on deaf ears which is what
drives the plot of the film. Except, it turns out Ripley and the Company never
needed to go through all the trouble they do to get an Alien to earth. They’ve
been on earth the whole time according to the events of Alien vs. Predator. Ancient
Mayans used to sacrifice themselves to the aliens so the Predators would have
something to hunt.
As to #5, it's why it's called U.S. Marshals and not The Fugitive 2...
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