Sequels are always a dodgy concept. There have been amazing
sequels, there have been lousy sequels, and there have been sequels that don’t
seem to want to let the franchise die (how many Saw movies are we up to by now?
Isn’t calling a film franchise Final Destination kind of redundant if you never
end it?). But many times there are sequels that decide to look at the preceding
film and just chuck out everything that film established about its world and
the purpose of its characters. It is probably no coincidence that many of the
films on this list are also on critics’ lists of some of the worst sequels of
all time.
1.)
Freeing Minds is no longer the mission (The
Matrix and its sequels)

Except
it’s not. It turns out that Neo is a creation of the machines who every couple
of decades allow a bunch of humans to go free and then wipe them all out,
restarting the whole “The One” myth over and over again. The Machines know that
no matter how well they make their fantasy computer program, some small
percentage of the population will always reject it. So they just let those
people go and kill them later (why they don’t just kill them as soon as they
reject the program, no one knows). So Neo is not meant to save anyone. He’s
just supposed to keep the cycle going.
2.)
They’re not immortals, they’re aliens
(Highlander II: The Quickening)
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"We're also porcupines apparently." |
It’s
not shocking that Highlander II completely forgot the events of the previous
film. If you look at a list of the worst sequels of all time, heck even a list
of the worst films of all time, Highlander II tends to show up a lot. And that
is for the simple purpose is that they took a very simple premise (immortals
fighting each other through time) and tried to add a bunch of confusing new
elements. The “immortals” are really alien refuges from a planet called Zeist. For
rebelling against the ruling class of their planet, MacLeod and his companion
Ramirez (who died in the first movie) are sent to earth to be immortals.
Now
according to the first movie, Ramirez has been alive for thousands of years.
It’s suggested he was born in ancient Egypt. MacLeod has been alive for several
centuries. So if they were sent to earth at the same time that makes no sense.
Also, if people from Zeist are immortal on Earth why doesn’t everyone from
Zeist go to earth? Why stay on a (what can only be assumed from limited scenes
filmed) desert and war torn planet? Most of these bizarre story points seem to
only exist to undo some of the events of the first movie. Bringing back
Ramirez, making MacLeod immortal again (he was mortal at the end of the first
movie) and bringing in new immortals for them to fight (again, at the end of
the last movie all the other immortals are dead, the whole “There can be only
one” thing), it’s all done so we can have one more adventure between MacLeod
and Ramirez.
3.)
They don’t just talk, they have super powers
(Baby Geniuses 2: Superbabies)
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This made it to the big screen before The Justice League. Not Kidding. |
The
less said about the Baby Geniuses film franchise, the better. How the first
movie got made is a mystery, how the second one got green lit just baffles the
mind. Essentially the premise behind the first movie was the exploiting of
genius children before their minds become atrophied from age. One of the babies
has a twin brother that he switches places with in an attempt to escape the
rigorous program he is slaved to (yes, this is a kids movie) and then has to
break back in to the corporation not only to free his brother, but the other
children locked up. The sequel takes the even more ridiculous leap and has a
group of babies with super powers. Why?
Not because giving babies super powers is the next logical step from exploiting
babies with super intelligence, but because super hero movies are popular.
4.)
You can’t stop the future (Terminator 3: Rise of
the Machines)

Not
so according to Terminator 3. In Terminator 3, everything that those first two
movies suggested about stopping the future, wasn’t true. In fact the end of the
movie ends with Judgment day starting. John Connor is left in a bunker
broadcasting a message of hope to the few surviving humans. Essentially
fulfilling the destiny that he worked so hard to prevent. While yes, it is
important for John Connor to fulfill his role as savior of humanity, the idea
was that he should have been able to prevent Judgment day from happening at
all. If the second movie is to be followed, Skynet should have never come on
line. Miles Dyson died to save the future. But according to Terminator 3, Miles
Dyson died for nothing.
5.)
It’s not about the guy being chased, it’s about
the chasers (US Marshals)

6.)
The vampire was stolen by medical students
instead of locked up back in Carfax Abbey (Dracula II)

7.)
It was never supposed to be just about Michael
Myers (Halloween II and IV)

8.)
The worst thing that could happen is if the
aliens got to earth, oops they were here the whole time (Alien vs. Predator)

As to #5, it's why it's called U.S. Marshals and not The Fugitive 2...
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